Have you ever seen balloon animal sex? Me? Nope. Not until I read this HuffPost article by Ron Dicker. Pertinent yet impertinent question- is that his real name?
Somehow, between the Condom Fairy commercial and the Durex Cop Love Glance commercial- which reminds me SO MUCH of the Onion's Stop and Kiss New York City Police spoof vid that I got a good chuckle- it seems too perfectly aligned to be anything but a legal surname.
Well, #RonDicker #HuffPostWeirdNews, we here at #soimarriedanarmyguy love this so bad!